I’d also suggest staying the hell away from lawyers as a matter of course. Been there, done that. Not going there again. I’d rather a psychologist. They’re less crazy.

I don’t believe I just typed that.


on September 15, 2009 at 1:40 amHerbie
Wow, I can’t believe I’m actually writing this. It took a lot of vodka to work up the courage to tell my story, but here it is: I am Lady Raine’s ex-boyfriend. Not her baby’s daddy, her other ex. And I’d like to set the record straight about that: it is NOT true that I used to work for her while expecting nothing in return. I expected to GET LAID, that’s what! Unfortunately, I never did.

You see, Lady Raine told me I could bang her whenever I wanted as long as I did some chores first, a deal I eagerly accepted. (I realize that real men cannot comprehend why anyone would want to bang Lady Raine, but when you’re the ultimate omega like me, you take what you can get.)

The problem is that I could never um, well, uh, you know, quite get it up enough to actually follow thru, if you know what I mean.

But I kept trying. I went over to her place every week, always hoping that this time would be different. But it never was. And the one time I almost succeeded, it went like this:


https://craigslist.linkactueel.nl/
https://craigslist.startway.nl/
https://craigslist.surfplezier.nl/
https://craigslist.skhor.de/
https://craigslist.startfreak.nl/
https://craigslist.linknavigator.nl/
https://craigslist.linkschakel.nl/
https://craigslist.startupdate.nl/

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